Life, Love, & Laundry — Planet

Welcome, Earthlings, to our annual planetary performance review! Today, we’re not just celebrating; we’re assessing, critiquing, and frankly, having a bit of a stern chat about your contributions to the cosmic team. Let’s start with the positives. You’ve mastered the art of capturing stunning sunsets for Instagram, truly breathtaking. And your ability to create memes? Unparalleled. However, when it comes to sustainable practices, let's just say your "engagement" is... lacking. We, the Earth, have noticed a disturbing trend: a collective amnesia regarding the concept of "finite resources." You’re treating the planet like an all-you-can-eat buffet where the buffet is also...