French Vanilla

I Don’t Speak Dumbass Lip Balm 🍦🙄
Simple. Smooth. Naturally nourishing.

At Kissing Cherries, we believe lip care should be as fun as it is effective—and sometimes, your lips are sweet even when your tolerance for nonsense is not. Our I Don’t Speak Dumbass Lip Balm is handcrafted to keep your lips soft, smooth, and deeply moisturized—without ingredients you don’t need.

Made in small batches by our family-run business, this all-natural balm delivers long-lasting hydration with a rich French Vanilla flavour—warm, creamy, and smooth with just the right touch of sweetness. It’s classy, comforting, and pairs perfectly with a well-timed eye roll.
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🌿 Why You’ll Love It
• Deeply moisturizes and protects dry lips
• Smooth, non-greasy feel
• Creamy French vanilla flavour—soft, cozy, and indulgent
• Gentle enough for everyday use
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🧴 Simple, Honest Ingredients
We keep it clean and intentional:
• Coconut Oil – softens and deeply hydrates
• Cocoa Butter – nourishes and locks in moisture
• Beeswax – protects with a natural barrier
• All-Natural Flavouring – rich French vanilla with no artificial aftertaste
• Vitamin E – supports healthy, happy lips

No fillers. No sugar. No synthetic junk.
Just what your lips actually need.
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♻️ Good for Your Lips & the Planet
Our lip balm tubes are recyclable, because even if you don’t speak dumbass, you can still speak sustainability.
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❤️ Handcrafted with Care
Each tube is lovingly handmade by a small family-run business, ensuring quality, consistency, and a whole lot of heart in every balm.
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💋 Perfect for pockets, purses, and moments when your lips stay sweet—even if your patience absolutely does not.